As If

Tai frightens her hymenally challenged friends. Amy, Jordan and Jessica ask about sample sizes.

Cher and Dionne comfort Tai, then go to the mall. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are seeing the new Christian Slater.

Heather misattributes a Shakespeare quote, Cher corrects her, Josh smiles. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are wistful.

Cher calls Josh, he brings Heather along. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are here to talk berets.

Cher is mugged. Amy, Jordan and Jessica witness it.

Cher gets out of Elton's car. Joel, Lindsay and Ben finish the week on a downer.

Elton makes his ill-advised move. Joel, Ben and Lindsay are creeped out.

Elton and Cher take a ride. Joel, Lindsay and Ben are carpooling with a snowman.

Cher is called home. Joel, Lindsay and Ben steal a snowman.

Tai is hit with a clog. Joel, Ben and Lindsay are trying to keep you awake.